Poacher come with his poacher's gun
   Out in the woods to shoot someone
   "My lord your time has come"
   Right between the eyes!
   Fell his master not by chance
   Away with pomp and circumstance
   Come join our merry dance
   To the rhythm of goodbye
   (Chorus)
   Farewell the jewel crown
   Farewell the velvet gown
   Watch it all come tumbling down
   Goodbye to the crown
   Goodbye to the crown
   Goodbye to the King of Nothing, really
   Wave of a hand, not a life of Riley
   Part Nazi, part King Billy
   Goodbye to the crown
   Goodbye to the dear old mum
   Mummified on gin and rum
   Smile and wave and just play dumb
   Goodbye to the crown
   (Repeat chorus)
   Goodbye to the media whore
   And all the pious work for the poor
   And all the faces that she wore
   Goodbye to the crown
   Goodbye to the royal We
   And all its famous pedigree
   Let's put this dog to sleep
   Goodbye to the crown
   (Repeat chorus)